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You know what really frosts my butt? A snow cone about this high.

Ricardo Zegri 2003

 

Urinating Penguin

His Name is Joe

Everybody knows because

He wrote it in the snow

 

Flatulent Polar Bear

Makes a vapor cloud

Sphincter flapping in the wind, baby

They’re stinky and loud

 

Chorus:

Animals in Antarctica have problems too

Animals in Antarctica have problems just like you

 

Incontinent Orca

He’s just like a snail

Everywhere he swims

He leaves a poopy trail

 

Constipated Seal

Always with a frown

He’s been pushing for 3 hours

But still no plopping sound

Chorus

 

fin.

 

 

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