You know what really frosts my butt? A snow cone about this high.

Ricardo Zegri 2003


Urinating Penguin

His Name is Joe

Everybody knows because

He wrote it in the snow


Flatulent Polar Bear

Makes a vapor cloud

Sphincter flapping in the wind, baby

They’re stinky and loud



Animals in Antarctica have problems too

Animals in Antarctica have problems just like you


Incontinent Orca

He’s just like a snail

Everywhere he swims

He leaves a poopy trail


Constipated Seal

Always with a frown

He’s been pushing for 3 hours

But still no plopping sound






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