Urinating Penguin

His Name is Joe

Everybody knows because

He wrote it in the snow

Flatulent Polar Bear

Makes a vapor cloud

Sphincter flapping in the wind, baby

They’re stinky and loud

Chorus:

Animals in Antarctica have problems too

Animals in Antarctica have problems just like you

Incontinent Orca

He’s just like a snail

Everywhere he swims

He leaves a poopy trail

Constipated Seal

Always with a frown

He’s been pushing for 3 hours

But still no plopping sound